Hi I'm new to Sleepy-Village

Hi my name is Absalom and I am new to Sleepy-Village.
I don't know anyone on here except for my sister Dawn
so it would help if you introduced yourselves to me.
I like to play games and make friends. If you want to
talk then just private message me please. And also if
you have any jokes please please send them to me!
I really like jokes.

Welcome!

I like jokes too! Will post one from memory cause I couldn't find it on Google

These three guys are in a shipwreck and land on an island. It turns out that a bunch of cannibals live on that island, so when the men are found, they are brought to the cannibal chief. The chief says, "Bring me back 10 round fruits, and I will let you live." So the men are let go to find round fruits. The first man comes back with 10 apples, and the chief tells him, "Bent over, and we will begin shoving the apples up your buttocks. If you reveal any emotion, your head will be chopped off." So the man had no choice bu the bent over. On the third apple, he yelled out, and his head was chopped off. The second guy comes back with ten cherries. He is told to do the same thing, and by the 9th cherry, he begins laughing. So his head is chopped off. The two men meet in heaven, and the first one says, "Why did you laugh? You were almost done!" And the second man replies, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy bringing watermelons!"

My favorite joke XD

Got any good ones'? ^-^

HAHAHAHA wow thats funny. By the way I do have good jokes but most of them are for famous computer geeks so it wouldn't be funny if i told on this website.

umm...i dunno if any of you play World of Warcraft, here's one from there. XD

"Okay, so, I went to the barber shop, and some undead guy came along to do my hair. I was like, how can you do my hair when you can't even do your own?!"

..Yeah, i don't think i remembered that correctly. oh well. XD

I guess I could kinda be considered a computer geek XD
By the way, love your avvie ^-^

Lawl Moony, don't play WoW, so didn't really get it

*ROARS*
I.WANT.JOKES!

Please

Welcome! I am Hawk I am a random person-mabober and I like foxes. o_O


Also wanna see something funny just look at shadows head, it's shaped like a deflated football. j/k.

Anyways if you need anything DON'T BE A AFRAID TO ASK!

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Hey!
i Ish da snowcone!!!!!!1!!!!!!!
You're Dawn's sister?
That's cool....
So....
I hurd u liek mudkipz?
Lawl.
I'm in a really good mood, I just died my white chihuahua purple, I'll have pics up as soon as my camera is working.
My hands are super dark purple now.
Haha
Why am I using enter so much?
I don't know but I like it.
Anyways...
I'm a moderator and what not.
I like jokes and what not too, but I supposedly have a 'Sick sense of humor...' or whatever so...
maybe if I can remember a not so twisted one.
I luffles musiac so yeahs, that reminds me I have to get my dj friend to make a song for me...
Haha.
Anyways...
WELCOME TO SLEEPY-VILLAGE!

wow Snowy XDD
you died yer chihuahua purplez? O,O
I wanna see!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Yeah, it's pretty epic.
I'll get a pic up as soon as my ghey camera has batteries... XD
I dyed her purplez cause that's my gang's color! Fo' Sho'!

your gang? XD

He's Dawn's BROTHER!

Yeah, I'm in a gang it's pretty epic. We're getting purple sweaters made. Haha~!
Oh... oops.
Well I can never tell the difference...
>.> whatevers..

you can't? and wow XD
I'm in....a cosplay group *gasp*

Haha, says who!
It's mostly a joke, a peace gang. lol
Cosplay?

ohhh lmao XD

Yeah, cosplay...Ya know, dress up like an anime character, go to conventions, do skits, go on youtube. all tht good shiz 8D

Oh... sounds interesting.
I was going to do drama, but then I realized that's ALL my drama friends talk about and I really started to get annoyed, expecailly on the bus. Then they would hold me hostage and I'd have to jump over seats onto 7th graders to get away. Haha

XD poor sevvies.

Haha, but one was my brother and this other kid that's my best friend, but I hate him. <3
I love confusing 7th graders... XD

Who doesn't? XD